Amidst a swirl of - late-night partying, alleged cocaine abuse, and flagrant dalliances with the love that "once" dare not speak its name - Donald Trump struggled to come to grips with the dilemma.
Did Tara's misbehavin' - under the glare of the public spotlight - constitute grounds for a fall from Grace and the loss of her once sparkly Crown?
As ambitious tabloid reporters scrambled for all the juicy tidbits, one source of information turned out to be pretty reliable.
A doorman at Trump Place confirmed to a couple of fast-thinking snoops that gorgeous Miss USA - Tara Conner - was turfed out of a suite generously provided by - um - pageant management since spring.
I trust the "Donald" gave proper legal notice to vacate.
If not, in the alternative, I expect there was a handky-panky clause conjured up to expedite the movement of "trash".
For Conner, it was obvious her days were numbered under the Trump banner, when a committee swept into action to determine if a wild debauched lifestyle was interferring with her performance (and morals) contract.
Gossips tittered - and tweeted, too - that Miss USA was caught up in a swirl of late-night club-hopping ( that even Lindsay Lohan would be envious of), flaunted underage drinking, and was careless in respect to a sexy in-your-face lifestyle that bordered on the scandalous.
Inside sources insist that Tara's sudden departure was due the fact she tested positive for cocaine use.
In spite of NYC's reputation for being an "anything goes" kind-of-town, tongues wagged over sexually-stimulating dance routines she engaged in with Katie Blair (Miss Teen USA) with gay abandon.
And, what of those deep passionate kisses, the envy of Al Gore?
A mere peck on the cheek, darlink!
'She has a really bad drug problem," a source close to the pageant whispered in one reporter's ear.
Can the little cutie lick it?
The monkey on her back, silly!
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Beauty only skin deep! |
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